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1. Edited or doctored quotes are invalid.
2. Quotes not spoken/typed by the named quoter are invalid (ie, keyboard banditry).
3. Quotes spoken sarcastically or targeting the “obvious” joke, are invalid.
(3:19:31 PM) jsundc: then you’d have to swallow a little man
(3:19:38 PM) jsundc: it’s not going to shoot itself
CashMattMoney (3:12:32 PM): poke evong and tell her to come
[10:17] GohYangEe: gotta eat it before it gets hard
[11:13] mariokurta: i saw it in the shower this morning and i got scared for a second
[11:14] eric said: …
[11:14] eric said: by what?
[11:14] eric said: jeff?
[11:14] mariokurta: no no no
[11:14] mariokurta: by some dudes
[14:35] GohYangEe: you know what’s the worst
[14:35] GohYangEe: when you scratch it during your sleep
[14:35] GohYangEe: and you wake up and its ENORMOUS
[11:16] KyleSafford: hey… it ain’t my fault if the guy keeps bending over when i happen to be behind him…
[10:29] nguyenalext: i almost did eric then passed out
[11:24] mariokurta: yeah kyr you took 5 hours to finish and had to use our white stuff
[11:24] KiranKshatriya: i made your white stuff fool
[11:27] eric said: hahah kiran’s sore
mariokurta (2:09:25 PM): i will be happier when it is in my hands
mariokurta (4:21:14 PM): i came before you
Kiran Kshatriya (4:21:42 PM): thats what balls of fury will do
JohnYoo82 (11:31:51 AM): i beat it last night
[15:42] johnyoo82: you can get off on a second shirt
[10:52] nguyenalext: [10:50] KyleSafford: I want to do him a lot.
[10:52] danchun00: i felt bad i couldn’t come
[10:52] gohyangee: i’m not a morning person
[10:35] BlueRage786: then i got prepareed for his ass
[11:44] GohYangEe: a pink one
[11:44] GohYangEe: i haven’t touched it in months
[14:52] notabillis: 69 feraz?
[12:09] mariokurta: cough *gay cough*
[10:30] BlueRage786: last night i decloaked in front of jeanne 
Jeanne: But then he turned around and pushed it into ME!!
Matt Cash: I was aiming for your chest but I hit your mouth instead..
Conan: It would have worked, but I turned around to see what you were doing..
[15:54] douginacubicle: I like angry anus better
[14:38] mariokurta: my dad use to hunt normal size hogs
[14:38] mariokurta: i had to eat it 
[15:46] danchun00: whatever john says don’t suck on it
[15:46] danchun00: i think it’s a trick
[11:12] KyleSafford: i never want to run into a snake that big…
douginacubicle (3:08:54 PM): are you coming over to eat kiran?
Jeff: Mmm. I like big decks. I want a big deck.
Kyle: You didn’t have to go ALL the way in!
Doug: Heh… heh heh..
Kyle: It hurt going down once, but then I had to go down again to find these two.
[14:09] gohyangee: ok i’m gonna make her come
[11:17] jsundc: my gal is 54 i think
[11:17] jsundc: i’ll work on her again later
[10:44] notabillis: did you play the game with the big balls that roll down toward you eric?
[16:01] danchun00: he’s got balls…i like that
danchun00(11:22:47 AM): omg….this is freaking hilarious….this is why i like bush..
Mario: And then he pulled all this money out of his thing…
John: Grab the bone firmly between your two fingers to get a good grip.. and then pull the meat off.
Kiran: What, you don’t lick the brownie batter?
[10:41] johnyoo82: i beat it last night
Dan: I’ve met many weird women.. and many fun women. And men. Waiiit a minute!
Alice: I’ll bang some stuff.
Alex (to Mario): “Don’t stick your finger in THAT hole!”
Mimi: You see, you have to mark it, or else you’ll forget who you’re eating!
John: It’s a glass cage of emooootion aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!
Kevin: I was gonna do five guys, but then I thought… nah….
Keith T3D (10:57:46 AM): you want to do it the keith way?
nguyenalext: (that’s my opinion never having actually held one)
mariokurta (11:12:22 AM): ok it’s coming again
mariokurta (11:12:27 AM): pleas pleas please
mariokurta (11:12:31 AM): i love piggie
nguyenalext (2:26:17 PM): from directly behind in the dark i like it
nguyenalext (5:18:47 PM): fabulous after that eggnog latte
nguyenalext (1:42:48 PM): just need a dick now
mariokurta (10:31:06 AM): it’s between his legs, needs to wash it
KiranKshatriya (2:05:23 PM): i like mudbutt
mariokurta (1:21:45 PM): i infected kiran
mariokurta (1:22:01 PM): that was tasty
kevllar68 (5:23:05 PM): all your base now are mine
KiranKshatriya (4:15:56 PM): can you just remove the nuts?
kevllar68 (5:19:18 PM): let’s do it
eric said (5:20:28 PM): right now?
Eric Chen: i beat it with john on friday night
JohnYoo82 (10:47:56 AM): i have a lvl 1pm meeting
Laura M Lai (4:28:33 PM): sorry, doug, i made it hard for you
JohnYoo82 (2:30:06 PM): dude my mouth is HUGE
JohnYoo82 (2:30:09 PM): rawr
[15:11] kirankshatriya: it was just dangling there, waiting for me
KiranKshatriya: awesome, feraz is done w/ my snatch
(10:39:25) kevllar68: just shove it in your mouth as quick as you can
douginacubicle (10:57:30 AM): mine’s only 23″
JohnYoo82 (1:53:30 PM): you want 1 BIG one?
danchun00 (5:41:40 PM): alex feels me
mariokurta (5:43:14 PM): but you need bigger
Nguyenalext (4:20:46 PM): i have mudbutt need to shower
[14:12] nguyenalext: how much ram you getting
notabillis (3:38:10 PM): i have a big sack
[10:20] notabillis: so you just kept on hitting it?
[16:15] nguyenalext: gimme 2, i’ll double fist
[13:40] douginacubicle: yeah I’m more of a backend kindof guy
[13:40] nguyenalext: yeah it feels really nice
[13:40] nguyenalext: a lot smaller than i imagined
[13:40] nguyenalext: in my trunk
[13:40] eric said: tiiiiiight
[11:47] GohYangEe: i’m a big fan of the nose in
[10:40] notabillis: ….why are the balls so huge mario?
[15:40] nguyenalext: i didn’t realize i was so sexy from behind
[10:41] johnyoo82: mario are you eating big meat?
[14:33] danchun00: i bet when i turn it on it starts breathing heavy
[14:33] danchun00: and says “NOOOOOOOOOOO”
[11:03] mariokurta: cause i will
[11:03] mariokurta: come
Jeanne: This guy’s not hard, he’s just big.
Harry: This ruler’s in centimeters. I need millimeters! Dammit! …oh wait..
Cindy: I got a 0… I have no brain!
Harry: I got stumpy legs!
John: HAHAHA! Explosion in your face!
Jeanne: My rear end buddy is letting me down!
Jeanne: Dude, how uncoordinated ARE you??
Kevin: I’ll show you. At the hotel.
Kevin: Ohhhhh, my knots are so big…
Jeanne: Your what?
Kevin: My KNOTS. They’re going ka-CHUNK, ka-CHUNK!!!
Jeanne: Hold still, let me feel your bone.
Jeanne: Ooh I wasn’t expecting that, I got a big ol’ mouthful!
Harry: That’s why I believe in knowing nothing.
Jeanne: Ew, don’t poke me that way.
Harry: Stop touching my boob, then!
John: Fireball coming to you! I’m attacking from behind!
Jen Yi: Stop it Wei Yung! You’re squirting on me!
Jeanne: Wouldn’t it be cool if we could undress each other?
John: Mr. Jiggly goes up and down!
Jeanne: I can’t control my vibrations!
Eric: I’m man-handling his intestines.
Harry: EW, WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!?!
Jeanne: I touched your face with my bone!
Jeanne: The thought of doing slow things with old people doesn’t sound very appetizing.
Harry: I feel like I’m driving through cones! Oh wait. I am driving through cones.
Harry: I tagged your butt. HAHAHA.
Jeanne: Do I have a thingy? … I want a thingy.
Jeanne: Did John show you all of my holes?
Harry: I felt so bad because he was going into the wrong exit!
John: The way you’re playing now, I might not be able to get it off!
Jeanne: Easy on the throat, yo.
Harry: Just stick it in. They won’t even notice.
Jeanne: poke me. i want to see what it’s like.
Diana: i…. FELL ASLEEP NAKED ON MY MATTRESS LAST NIGHT. i was supposed to make my way over to your place, harry.
John: The white stuff is NOT mayo!
Harry: Man, the first time I saw a whore, I screamed.
Kevin: In Booty Bay?
Harry: It was my first time!! I was wandering around like, lalala, and I saw the whore and I was like AHHHH!!! And then it was like, instant death.
Kevin: Yeah that happenned my first time too. I had to get used to it.
Harry: Oh I got used to it all right. The next time a whore tried to touch me, I KILLED him.
Jeanne: Him?
John: Alex’s is HUGE!!!!!
Harry: We’re like, ghetto Taiwanese. We’re like, hickies.
Jeanne: .. do you mean hicks?
Harry: ……..
*random passerbys giggle*
John: It’s SO MUCH BETTER with your FINGER.
John: Awww… you’re not gonna let me get my sticky-bomb off are you?????