You know it’s been a good night when it ends like this….
Drunk girl: Have a nice night!
Joe: Thanks! You have a nice night too!
Drunk girl: (grabs own boobs) WHAT?! YOU THINK I HAVE SMALL TITS????
Joe: WHAT??? NO!!!
Josh: Wegottago.
Also, this is taken from a poster at my local Starbucks - a big decorated thank-you note given to the store from some local schoolchildren. (Incidentally, what are they thanking Starbucks for? Is Starbucks giving our kids coffee??) Anyhow.. ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the overcaffeinated children of America. God help us.
February 28, 2009 at 9:06 am
ha ha!