January 28, 2008 by j.

There are two things I would like to share today.

First of all, I realized this weekend that I am afraid to be naked in front of my dog. There is a very logical reason for this… first, I’m vaguely worried that she could be the reincarnated spirit of say, my grandfather or something like that. In which case, it’s creepy and gross. Or, she could be a cleverly designed android that one of my enemies has managed to sneak into my life, in order to spy on me. I’m not about to knock her head off to find out but, you know - better safe than sorry.

Secondly, I overheard this at Target the other day:
little girl: You have a purple plumface! *children giggle*
little boy: You have stinking firenuts!! *children giggle some more*
woman: WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT????
*silence*

Sour Mac User
Family needs a bigger donkey (see picture)
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January 16, 2008 by j.

Update on my neck: Sprain (officially diagnosed)
Update to the update: F’ing hospital charged me $85 for a crappy ass neck brace that I never wear. Don’t tell me that the cost of this item is jacked up because of malpractice insurance, because that’s crap. Who has ever sued a neck brace??

Anyhoo, life goes on. I have some links!

This looks like a super deal, but um… someone email me if it isn’t pls. SOMEBODY STOP ME
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Nutria (barf)
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I hate PETA

Hm, I had a funny picture of a puppy peeing, but I can’t find it..

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January 4, 2008 by j.

New Year’s came together beautifully and surprised me. I wish I could say that 2008 has been rockin’ my world so far, but I have a neck injury that started as one of those “I slept funny last night” injuries.. but now has escalated into full on paralysis. Ok not really, but something like it. I can’t move my head and ergo can’t drive (save the asian woman jokes please), so I haven’t been to work in several days. I also haven’t really slept in several nights because lying down sends shooting pains up through the top of my head, so I’m exhausted and grumpy. So is Maddy. At the present moment (4:13am on the dot), I’m propped up on the couch with a heating pad strapped to the back of my head with an athletic sweatband, per Dr. Kevin’s patented method of treating strained necks. I got carried away and dozed for hours like this yesterday, which dried out my head and caused several nosebleeds this morning.. hooray 2008. I am so happy.

I think Liza Manelli is a dude.

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