ho ho

November 29, 2007 by j.

I have so many things to do before my annual Christmas party, ahh! Currently, I’m working on putting up many picture of naked women around my living room. Family-friendly, all the way. Ho ho ho!

My Maddy met Sophie (the family dog, also a beagle) for the first time over Thanksgiving. The size difference was comical - Maddy is only about a third Sophie’s size. She tried hard to make friends with Soph by doing the doggy butt-sniffing thing, but Sophie was terrorized by the presence of another dog in the house, which made it a pretty wretched day for her. To top it off, everyone who played with Maddy said she was charming and well-behaved, and then they would go find Sophie to smack her on the butt and tell her that she’s fat.

Horrific (but amusing to guys, for some reason)
Are you fat or slim?
50 Nerdy Pickup Lines - hilarious!
20 well-timed photos
25 more well-timed photos
30 well-timed SPORTS photos (ok ok, I’ll stop with these..)
50 Bizarre City Names
5 reasons you shouldn’t use a shotgun when attacked by zombies (these folks are serious about it..)
Freudian Slips - oh my goodness, watch #4
Harry Potter in da HOOD
Happiness is…

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