December 14, 2006 by j.

Ok so…. the brown man thing…

First of all, I call him brown man all the time and it doesn’t offend him. Relax. Hate to be politically incorrect, but he *is* brown. And it’s not like I’m implying that brown people are ugly retards.

Second of all, I shot him with a nerf gun with little rubber-suction-cup-tipped foam pellets. It’s not like I took a glock to his jugular at close range. I’m fairly certain he will live to tell his grandchildren about this.

But good to know there are so many democrats in the area. Sheesh.

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December 14, 2006 by j.

Delicious soup and biscuits for lunch. Hugged a Bosnian. Shot a brown man in the neck. Dropped another zillion bucks on random xmas items. Got dad one of those nifty little tiny handhelds that is a camera -slash- camcorder -slash- voice-recorder -slash- mp3 player (and so on..). Not serious gadgetry but it looks like a fun toy to tinker with. I hope my dad doesn’t read my blog. Assembled a stool and ate some sunchips. Mundane but good day. I have a funny story about mixing sugar and creamer together too. You think I’m joking, but I’m not.

Oh. Gave Alex some christmas gifts and his response was a shouted:
What are you, crazy?!

What’s that all about??

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