December 14, 2006 by j.

Ok so…. the brown man thing…

First of all, I call him brown man all the time and it doesn’t offend him. Relax. Hate to be politically incorrect, but he *is* brown. And it’s not like I’m implying that brown people are ugly retards.

Second of all, I shot him with a nerf gun with little rubber-suction-cup-tipped foam pellets. It’s not like I took a glock to his jugular at close range. I’m fairly certain he will live to tell his grandchildren about this.

But good to know there are so many democrats in the area. Sheesh.

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December 14, 2006 by j.

Delicious soup and biscuits for lunch. Hugged a Bosnian. Shot a brown man in the neck. Dropped another zillion bucks on random xmas items. Got dad one of those nifty little tiny handhelds that is a camera -slash- camcorder -slash- voice-recorder -slash- mp3 player (and so on..). Not serious gadgetry but it looks like a fun toy to tinker with. I hope my dad doesn’t read my blog. Assembled a stool and ate some sunchips. Mundane but good day. I have a funny story about mixing sugar and creamer together too. You think I’m joking, but I’m not.

Oh. Gave Alex some christmas gifts and his response was a shouted:
What are you, crazy?!

What’s that all about??

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December 13, 2006 by j.

It’s 3am and I can’t sleep. Of course when 9am rolls around, I’ll be wanting to sleep plenty. Bleh.

The ever-critical holiday party season is upon us and I think I’ve gained 10 lbs since Thanksgiving. Double bleh.

I’ve just spent the last two hours wrapping present and writing xmas cards, have not even scratched the surface of all the loving that needs to be passed around. How did this happen? Wasn’t I just resolving to get my shit together in 2006..? And now 2006 is drawing to a close already. Need to plan better next go-round. Just now, I tore my room and every closet in the house apart looking for those darn TO/FROM gift stickers that I bought half price last post-Christmas (saved all of what, fifty cents?) Events like this need to not occur in 2007. My lovely roommate will abandon me for lack of post-midnight etiquette. I had some cool ribbon somewhere too (also purchased on post-holiday special last year), but fuck the fucking ribbon. *$(@)*%)!&%@

Am throwing my annual christmas party this sunday and I’ve misplaced the delicious berry martini recipe I was going to use, aaaaaah!!!!!

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