where did my boobs go???

July 31, 2006 by j.

I got the monday blues.  It was such a lovely weekend.

Friday we bought a DDR for a giggle (the purchase was spurred by a youtube video of a little boy rocking the DDR in a big way… surely a 5-year old can’t dance better than I?!).  Turns out, it’s really really hard.  I think my mat was broken, because I KNOW I got rhythm son!!!

Saturday BB and I got up at the buttcrack of dawn to do tai chi out in the park.  I was really excited about this and had been looking forward to it all week, I was gonna find my center dangit.  The experience was less than ideal.  For starters, it’s at 8am on a saturday morning.  Honestly.  I had just gone to sleep.  I didn’t even have morning breath yet.  Secondly, it’s in the middle of the doggone woods and you move so slowly that all the mosquitos can land on you.  That is NOT CENTERING.  It’s ITCHY.  Thirdly, there is a park path that goes right past the tai chi centerfinding area, and all of these cute puppies were walking by, it was totally distracting.  And lastly, old dude near me had some severe BO that wafted my way every time we raised our arms…. slowly….  *gag* *barf* *die*.  BB also tells me that I wasn’t moving slowly at all, that I was doing a robotlike dance.  :(  I suck.

Also had a sumptuous feast at Nick & Cindy’s to celebrate their leaving the east side for San Diego.  I guess “celebrate” isn’t the right word - mourn?  We dug into Cindy’s crabs and Weiyung’s corns, and a good time was had by all!!  The end of the night was a little bit hazy for me though.. I vaguely remember shoving a pillow in my shirt and shouting WHERE DID MY BOOBS GO over and over again… which I am profoundly sorry for.

Miami Vice: C-.  Plot is detailed but shallow.  I was never gripped by it.  Hatsumomo doesn’t look nearly as lovely, and the 80s hair nearly destroys Colin Farrell’s credibility as a sex god.  Nearly

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