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Archive for April 24, 2006
skippety do dah!
April 24, 2006 by j.
What’s up, you whore???? (see link below 
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Wow I haven’t updated this thing in a long time! Hello spring slump. Ok a lot has gone on, I guess I’ll just hit the high points of the last several weeks: Gorgeous weather we’ve been having! This weekend we just hung around a lot chillin and grillin, v reminiscent of the old college days when the only plans to be made (that we cared about anyway) were where to stuff our faces next. Watched movies, played xbox, smoked hookah. Lay around staring at the ceiling. Total throwback. Which reminds me.. On two separate occasions now in the last few weeks, and in two separate homes, I have knocked over the hookah pipe and set the carpet on fire with the coal. I also made a new friend, and then promptly burned his forearm by dropping a coal on him. Or branded him, I should say. He got back at me by dropping the hookah pipe in the kitchen and shattering the glass part into a zillion pieces. No more hookah for jeannita 
I got a tan from roasting at a BBQ outdoors, and a fly new haircut. Going to be so stylin’ when I go to Spain in June to lie on the Spanish beaches and sip Spanish limonada. Did you know that “bikini” actually is a grilled ham and cheese sandwich? We learned that in Barcelona last year. Speaking of, also ordered some el neato software-o online-o that is supposed to teach me how to converse in Spanish in a matter of hours. It is currently en route to me, care of our polygamist friends in Utah. So far, I have learned to tell our Spanish friends that I have an urgent need to go to the bank. Should come in useful at some point!!!
OH, and how could I forget.. who’s this?!?!
Guess who saw Chappelle in the FLESH, and front row to boot!!! He played at the Improv two weeks ago and street price on tickets was well over 200 buckaroos, but I know a guy who knows a guy who’s friends with a guy… and got in for free, sitting right up at the stage. He’s talking about jerking off while eating cereal, in the second shot.. splains why his leg is up on the stool. He calls that the “masturbating position.” These pics are courtesy of my camera phone, I got a few rounds off before the waitstaff began confiscating phones. (I posted thumbnails only here, the actual pics are bigger!!) He was totally hilarious of course, but it was really weird seeing him in 3 dimensions. Like when Homer reaches the nexus of the cartoon universe and pops out into main street USA, and he looks so… round.
Funny link - http://lifestyle.msn.com/men/articlees.aspx?cp-documentid=413608>1=7997
I leave thee with this little nugget of wisdom:
Dude, if the nachos are stuck together… that’s one nacho.
– Jack Black
Will update more frequently. Later skater.
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