holy war

January 24, 2006 by j.

Ok, no more negative bad restaurant-slash-political-slash-redskins posts. I can’t believe I got worked up enough about Sette Bello to recite our entire order here. Sorrrrry…. I resolve to be as zen as buddha himself. Do you think Buddha ever had to ‘turn the other cheek’ and let people punch him out, like Jesus did? Maybe buddha was homeboy enough that nobody wanted to step to him. I mean, look at the gut. He’s a total pimp. Who’s the bigger badass god now, huh?

gay cowboy movie = gimmick.

Update on my resolutions..

1. Have been running daily. I know there’s still 300+ days ahead of me to dissolve into a slovenly gluttonous mess, but I feel I’m on track to be able to run 13 miles by the end of the year. Suckah! That’s only what.. a little over a mile a month? Cake.
2. Photo site is nearly complete.
3. Hair is growing at a good rate, I feel like I will wake up looking like Kelly Hu any day now. Kelly, not Michelle.  Kelly.
4. I forget the rest of my resolutions. 

Watched part of the bachelor - Talkin’ shit about other womenses, baaaaaad. There is nothing more unattractive. Kissing with tongue on camera making slurpy noises, baaaaaaad. Nobody wants to see the tongue, bro.

This also reminds me, my roommate was trying to eat hot pizza quietly yesterday, and made the slurpiest popping noises while doing so. Yeah - like THAT. Barf.

OH. (random today). is this really good advertisement for an ugly $240 shirt? maybe it’s $1 for the shirt and a $239 contribution towards a personality makeover and haircut for the model.  http://www.eluxury.com/browse/product_detail.jhtml?styleid=10981615&SectionID=7000

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