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November 1, 2005 by j.

Ah, to see Cookie Monster passed out in an alley clutching a 40… that’s a damn good Halloween.
This year we were dressed as the Running of the Bulls. We started with three bulls and about ten runners - without the bulls around, we only looked like a random assortment of different-sized Chef Boyardees. We ran up and down the street screaming bloody murder.. some time during the night we lost a bull, who later turned up at a house party in Southeat missing a horn.
Another bull began to come apart at the seams so we strategically fastened him up with borrowed duct tape such that it would be impossible to take a whiz without getting a little bitty splash on the shoes. All in all, an excellent night! We did however, run into one jackass during a night - a dude dressed JUST LIKE US!!! We eagerly tried to make friends, because we bullrunners have to stick together right? Power in numbers! But he put on his best sniveling weasel voice and asked in a pimply voice Did you REALLY run with the bulls?? I ran in Pamplona in July… Should have gored that sucker.
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