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October 19, 2005 by j.
What pretty weather we have been having. It’s like God’s trying to tell us something - maybe.. enjoy this now suckers, cuz the whoopass is COMING!! How benevolent.
Went to dinner with a friend last week, and the conversation with the waiter went something like this:
Friend: Is there any shrimp in the eggrolls?
Waiter: I think. A little bit.
Friend: Oh I can’t have any then. I’ll order a..
Waiter: It’s just a little bit!
Friend: I can’t, I’m allergic to shrimp.
Waiter: TRY IT!!
Friend: .. I can’t? I’m allergic?
Waiter: Just a little bit? It’s good.
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