October 28, 2005 by j.

Good people of the world, I have been censored. The past several entries have been deleted to protect the supposed innocence of the my traveling companions. For any and all sordid details, you’ll have to go to the SOURCE.

Had a Halloween party at the office today - we seem to do a lot of that stuff, don’t we? It only seems that way. The winning costume was a very funny (300 lb.) Nabisco Snack Fairy, who upon his grand entrance did a few graceful pirouettes and then enthusiastically clocked me in the head with a package of fig newtons. Ahh, feeling the love. Ate about three pounds of sweet potato mash (SOO good), seven candy bars, three peanut butter cookies, some crumbly fig newtons.. a diet coke to balance it all out, and back to work I go!

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October 19, 2005 by j.

What pretty weather we have been having. It’s like God’s trying to tell us something - maybe.. enjoy this now suckers, cuz the whoopass is COMING!! How benevolent.

Went to dinner with a friend last week, and the conversation with the waiter went something like this:

Friend: Is there any shrimp in the eggrolls?
Waiter: I think. A little bit.
Friend: Oh I can’t have any then. I’ll order a..
Waiter: It’s just a little bit!
Friend: I can’t, I’m allergic to shrimp.
Waiter: TRY IT!!
Friend: .. I can’t? I’m allergic?
Waiter: Just a little bit? It’s good.

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October 2, 2005 by j.

Blog hiatus is over. Kisses to certain individuals out there, you know who you are and what you did. Went to Black Cat on friday and rocked out with the ZAP Mama’s!! zapmamazapmamazapmama.. A Belgian band that sings in French, English, and something else I couldn’t identify - really cool stuff. They were great except for one 20-second period where a deafening synthesizer started to nee-ner-nee-ner and then a girl tried to screech louder than it. Clearly an understudy. Until I identified the source of the noise, I thought I had a brain tumor.

Saw that movie with Bernie Mac and Ashton Kucher. 80% sappy and 20% funny.

A joke:
How do we know that Adam and Eve weren’t black?
….ever try to take a rib from a black man??

Something really funny on TV just now - a commercial for that new tv show where Geena Davis becomes the first female president..
Aide 1 (woman): She’s not a woman! She’s the president!
Aide 2 (man): ….she’s not a woman?

Alright enough of this.. I’m going back to look at my boob.

Tube.

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